when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like
but you do know and in ur head ur like
fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think
"if you shot a ton of pot at the sun would it burn up and get everybody high?"
honey, im homo
welcome back queer
How was your gay?
Logged the fuck in
im fuckng laughing u spelled it abigal what a failure
so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
THIS NEVER GETS OLD
"hate’s a strong word"
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks