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Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how
sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
OK. Then I am Isaac Lahey and I live in 3B, wear way too many scarfs and am in no way affiliated with Stiles Stilinski. Whoever that is…
Sterek AU: Stiles finally scraped together enough money to get his own apartment and he’s really fucking proud of it, OK? He just wishes shit would stop breaking. He also wishes he hadn’t just bitched out his incredibly hot landlord, but that ship has sailed right along with Stiles dignity.
#and stiles reckons he’s going to get kicked out#but derek just smiles and explains that he’s been away visiting his sister in south africa for a few months#and that he hasn’t been keeping up with his duties#but that stiles should give him a list and he’ll try to sort it out#so stiles is still dubious but he gives derek a list with everything wrong with his apartment#and he expects derek to do what any normal landlord would do and call som contractors to come fix it#but instead derek starts coming to his apartment#every day#and fixing the things on stiles list one at a time#it’s horrible#there was the day that stiles came in and found derek elbow deep in his oven smeared with grease#or the day that he found derek shirtless and wet in his shower fiddling with the showerhead#his heart almost stopped at that one#and stiles starts making up increasingly stupid things forderek to fix#and he’s sure that it’s not in derek’s job description#but as soon as stiles tells himwhat’s wrong derek instantly replies with#’i can fix that.’#and he does#stiles eventually runs out of jobs#but derek never runs out of reasons to keep coming around#(especially when the jobs become the hand/blow/rim type) (via hoechlinth)
OH MY GOD!!! I’M CRYING OVER THESE TAGS!! <3333
now where can I get this 30k long fic, please? *smiles sweetly*
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Light Yagami.
THAT IS THE THING WITH YOU KIRA, YOU THINK EVERYBODY IS IN LOVE WITH YOU WHEN ACTUALLY EVERYBODY HATES YOU
Oh no… Here it comes again… Word vomit.
"I AM KIRA."
lame otaku kido B)
Brooke Candy for Juke Magazine.